Octomom is a Stripper Now
Everyone knows that Octomom (aka Nadya Suleman) has had some rough times recently. First, she posed topless in Britain’s Closer magazine for $8,000 to ‘take care of her family’. Then, she declared Chapter 7 bankruptcy and faced the possibility of house foreclosure and having her children taken away by CPS.
Then, the mother of fourteen (who once told Celebuzz that she doesn’t, “even touch [her] own darn self unless [she’s] washing with soap!”) starred in a ‘self-pleasure’ porn flick to make even more cash for her family. Or her gym membership, depending on who you ask.
Now, Octomom is taking it all off for more than just the cameras – the strapped-for-cash mom is going to add ‘stripper’ to her resume (beneath ‘trainwreck’, presumably).
Suleman has a stripping gig booked at T’s Lounge in West Palm Beach, FL. She’ll be performing twice a night from July 11th to 15th, and will apparently be making ‘thousands’ of dollars – not including tips, of course.
And, for anyone in the West Palm Beach area who was hoping to see all of Octomom and maybe get a private dance, don’t get your hopes up (also, get your head checked out, please) – the bankrupt single mother will only be going topless, and won’t be doing lap dances. You know, because she’s a classy lady.