The Bachelorette Recap: Ryan the Pro Sports Trainer Is Officially Worst Villian in Bachelor History
This week’s Bachelorette was full of Ryan, the pro sports trainer with annoying hair, being unjustifably full of himself.
Not only is he douchey enough appearance-wise, but he quickly zipped passed Kalon the rich dude to emerge as the clear villain of this season’s Bachelorette. Ryan makes Courtney Robertson look like an angel. Bentley, a nice guy.
Ryan is obsessed with Emily maintaining her 2% body fat. Last week, interrupting girl talk between Emily and her three best friends, he casually dropped a line about her keeping her figure. “I’d still love you but I wouldn’t love ON you,” he explained.
This week it’s: “”God designed you to be a beautiful woman, so be a beautiful woman.” Ryan, she IS being a beautiful woman. Why are you telling her to do something she’s already doing? This reminds me of my mom when tells me to clean the house as I’m already dusting. Rude!
Here are a few other douchey things he’s said:
“[I’m going to] get involved with the media and say, ‘Let’s do Bachelor Ryan in Augusta.’” Further elaborting, “I’d open my heart up and I think that would be neat for everybody to see.”
“I’m really sure that I am a really good catch.” Pretty sure, Ryan? Or positively sure?
“I need to evaluate Emily, because she may not be worthy of me.”
The last one says it all. He’s pretending to hate on Emily as a defense mechanism, as she is clearly digging on some of the other guys (notably Arie). This way, if he gets rejected, he can say, “Upon evaluation, she failed the test. No harm done.” But less articulately.
How long do you think it will take before Emily sees Ryan’s true colors? I wish Dolly would do something about this!
