Charlie Sheen Freaks Out at the Staples Centre (VIDEO)
All Charlie Sheen wanted was to cheer on the Los Angeles Kings as they played the New Jersey Devils at the Staples Centre. Oh, and also to leave the stadium for a smoke break, despite the Staples Centre’s well-known policy of not letting people re-enter the building once they’ve left it.
You can probably guess how the rest of the story plays out, but let’s enjoy this train wreck together anyway, shall we?
As you can imagine, things got ugly when Charlie tried to re-enter the Staples Centre after stepping out to, uh, hack a dart (that’s what the kids are calling it now, right?). When a security guard told Charlie that he wouldn’t be allowed to go back into the Staples Centre, he unleashed a rather colorful tirade:
“You know what? F**king blow my balls, alright, you f**king asshole.”
Awesomely, the security guard stuck to her guns and fired back her own four letter word at the star. That’s right: this woman can now officially cross ‘Tell Charlie Sheen to f**k off’ off her bucket list.
After a brief conversation with a TMZ cameraman in which he asked, “have common sense and common courtesy gone in society?” and apparently did not see the irony in that question, the Anger Management (ha!) star left the premises.
Also, the Kings lost. Sorry, Charlie.