Now You Can Have Nicolas Cage’s Face Photoshopped onto Your Body for Just $12 (PHOTOS)
Have you ever wished that you looked more like Nicolas Cage? No? Congratulations; you’re a normal, well-adjusted person!
Luckily, for those of you who have a few screws loose, the Internet has an answer (isn’t that always the way), and that answer’s name is JazzberryBlue.
JazzberryBlue is an Etsy user who will Photoshop Nic Cage’s face onto your body for just $12 – not because he wants to, but because he has to.
“i dont want to do this, nor will i gain any personal satisfaction… im not some twisted nic cage fan, i dont even watch movies and i cant explain why he haunts my dreams…. i am doing this because i need 12$,” says JazzyberryBlue.
Jazzyberry promises that your ‘Cagified’ photo will be returned to you within two hours. He offers special pricing for group photos. He also promises not to judge you.
Here are some of his sample photos:
Hang on, because that’s not all. In addition to the standard ‘Cagification’, you can also purchase extra features for just 99 cents each. Here’s the full list of available features:
ADDITIONAL FEATURES:
Devilish Eyes…………………….0.99 cents
Battle Wound…………………….0.99 cents
Herpes………………………………0.99 cents
Flying Squirrel…………………..0.99 cents
Ominous Black Cat……………0.99 cents
Christian Slater………………….0.99 cents
Once you get your picture back, you can use it as your Facebook profile picture and, according to JazzyberryBlue, “gain the respect you deserve.” Yes, your friends and family will definitely respect how devoted you are to freaking them right out.
Or, you could always upload it to the Nic Cage As Everyone tumblr, from which I got the following photos:
