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June 18, 2012

Bachelorette: Ryan the Pro Sports Trainer Keeps Calling Emily Maynard the Trophy Wife

The men are jealous because Ryan the pro sports trainer is going on his second one-on-one date. Chris notes that Ryan shaves his legs and plucks his fingers hairs. And it’s WEIRD.

Ryan blatantly flirts with Emily in front of the crowd. He tells Emily the “world is our oyster and you’re the pearl.” This disgusts the other men.

Emily and Ryan go on a road trip around town. She is still confused about him. He says lots of stupid things but also has a nice, friendly side to him. They have chemistry. She also figures out that Ryan drives like he looks. Like a jackass.

They then go oyster shucking. They pick up some picnic items. Then Ryan tells her again she’d be a good trophy wife.

They then go to dinner. Ryan points out the turquoise shoes he wore to impress her. He somewhat interrogates her about how she’s feeling about him as opposed to their last date.

Oh, then he tells cameras that Emily would make a great trophy wife for someone.