The Situation on The Choice: Chooses the Girl Who Wants to Tame Him
Just two weeks after his Jersey Shore co-star Pauly D starred on The Choice, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino followed as a contestant on the new celebrity dating show where the men choose their women solely based on the sound of their voice and the content of the 30-second spiels.
In the first round, Situation ended up with three average-looking girls (but arguably hot for him … I mean, do you see the women he hooks up with on Jersey Shore?!). He narrowed his dating pool down to two: a Korean woman named Jessica who promised to show her six tattoos but never did and put in a valiant yet failed effort to appear like a fun-loving, free-spirited fox, and another woman whose name escapes me but declared that she will become famous for toning The Situation down and make him settle down for once!
The Situation noted that one woman was short-term material, and the other long term. In a surprising turn of events, The Situation went for the latter – the sassy lady of wife material!
The theory is that Jessica put Situation off by: 1) being way, way less hot; and 2) announcing that dating Asian women is a “thing” now, and that Asian men are now as a group jealous because “you guys” are taking their women away. She was too idiotic – even for the Sitch. Yes, he apparently has standards.
I guess men CAN change. Just kidding!