Now Your Dog Can Get Feather Extensions (PHOTOS, VIDEO)

People have put a lot of ridiculous crap on their dogs over the years. From poodles dyed to look like Ninja Turtles, to doggie versions of those contemptible sweatpants that say ‘Juicy’ on the butt, it seems that some folks have made it their life’s mission to humiliate their canine comrades as much as possible.

Introducing Peccato, the newest addition to the Ninja Turtles.

There is something intrinsically wrong with describing a dog as ‘juicy’.

Now, a company called Condition Culture is joining in on the shame-tastic shenanigans with a new product called ‘Puppylocks’. Puppylocks bills itself as “the original pet feather fur extensions”. They’re made of real feathers and come in a number of different colors and styles. According to Condition Culture, Puppylocks are safe and easy to put in, and so non-intrusive, your dog “won’t even know they’re there!”

Until he looks in the mirror, that is.