Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Make Obligatory PR Appearance at Children’s Hospital
Last week, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West made a desperate attempt to convince the world that they are real people with souls and not hollow fame-machines willing to improve their public image in the most retch-inducing way possible. And what better way to do that than to make an obligatory PR appearance at the Los Angeles Children’s Hospital?
So, what was Kimye really doing there? Were they donating some of their fat stacks of cash to sick kids? Were they helping out with the bone marrow registry drive for a leukemia patient that was set to be held there the following day? Of course not!
No, Kim and Kanye were paying a visit to the hospital to help “lift the spirits of children”. With their mere presence. Because when you’re fighting for your life, nothing is more inspiring than meeting a woman who’s famous for having sex with Ray J!
It seems to have worked out very well for Kimye, with most media outlets praising the couple for their ‘newfound maturity’. Luckily, the paparazzi coincidentally just happened to be on hand to get lots of great shots of the couple, like, caring and stuff.
Listen, you guys: I spent a fair amount of time in the hospital as a kid, and I’ll tell you right now that these are the last people I would’ve wanted to see there. “Ooh, a talentless reality TV star and a scowling rapper who want to take a picture with me to show the world how very ‘charitable’ they are!,” I would have thought. “Yes, my spirits are definitely lifted! Too bad I’m still in the hospital.”