World’s Heaviest Woman is on a ‘Sex Diet’: Actual Quotes
After achieving the Guinness World Record for ‘world’s heaviest living woman’, Pauline Potter decided that there was nowhere for her to go but down. 643-pound Potter decided to lose some weight, setting a goal weight of 532 pounds.
But how does a woman with serious mobility issues go about dropping over 100 pounds? Sex, that’s how.
So far, Pauline has lost a whole 98 pounds by.. uh.. doing the ‘horizontal hustle’. Seriously; that’s it. Pauline is too heavy to really do any other kind of exercise, but she claims that ‘marathon sex sessions’ (up to seven times in a day) with ex-husband Alex have helped her shed the weight.
“I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session – it’s great exercise just jiggling around,” says Potter. While she is still too heavy to find ‘sexy lingerie’ in her size, Potter still finds ways to spice things up.
“I drape a nice sheet over me,” she says.
So, you may be wondering: how do they do it? Literally, how do they do it?
Alex explains, “Even though one of Pauline’s legs weighs more than I do, we’re able to position her body to make sex enjoyable for both of us.”
However, the two do face a certain amount of danger during their sexcapades.
“It’s really dangerous for us to have sex because at any moment the bed could collapse and one or both of us could be seriously injured or even killed from the impact,” said Alex.
You can’t make this stuff up.