Bachelor Pad Preview! And Chris, Doug, Ryan and Kalon Argue Endlessly on Stage
We now get a preview of the upcoming Bachelor Pad. Kalon and Chris are in there, acting pretty much the same as they did during The Bachelorette. Blakeley, the scrapbook-making, boobilicous “stripper” from Ben Flajnik’s season, is also in there (who is seen proclaiming she needs to win the quarter of a mil to “put food in the fridge”). Lindzi, the girl who rode in on a rose, is there as well.
There is a lot of the expected fighting, love triangles, revenge, and a Jeffrey Dean Morgan wannabe whose name slips my mind. There’s also someone wielding a knife. Looks promising.
Finally, Emily’s men are out. The audience boos Kalon, but he looks like he’s bathing in the attention. The women squeal for buff Sean.
Sean refers to Emily as a goddess and says he does not recall what he first said to Emily the initial night. The other men concur: Nobody remembers what they said upon exiting the limo. This is some seriously engaging dialogue.
Chris Harrison proceeds to show a clip of all the men acting like 12-year-old girls. “You don’t get my competitive juices flowing it all.” “I’m better than everybody,” etc… They seem to highlight the vendette between Doug and Chris. And the entire house hating on Kalon and Ryan. Ryan is laughing hysterically at all the commentary targeted at him.
On stage, Chris and Doug go at it again in the exact same way. Chris is highly defensive about his younger age, and Doug remains calm, cool and collected. Ryan butts in and says something about confidence, his most salient asset. Some other shadowy dudes attack Ryan. Kalon sideways defends Ryan by saying he was major competition.
