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July 16, 2012

Bachelorette Men Tell All: Emily Maynard Rips Kalon A New One

Finally, it’s Emily’s turn to come out. She looks happy and is wearing a skin-tight hot pink minidress. Her past wooers give her a standing ovation.

Emily gives the general group a greeting but singles Sean out and says hi.

She says that she rewatched the episode when she broke up with Sean and did “the ugly cry.” She truly did have feelings for him. Sean thanks her for giving him hope for the future. He seems more optimistic now.

Chris follows suit and says she opened his eyes to falling in love.

About Doug, Emily says she’s never had her first kiss and breakup at the same time. She points out that Doug may not be good at reading women’s signals, but she is terrible at awkward situations since she reacted to his breakup kiss by saying, “Thank you for that.”

She regrets not giving Doug the group date rose the night he told her about Kalon’s baggage comment. “Thank God for Doug because I could be engaged to Kalon!”

Speaking of, Kalon apologizes to Emily. Emily then pretty much chews him out. She says he should be a politician because his apology was a load of crap, and points out that he Tweeted a photo of baggage claim with “Emily Maynard” on it, as well as another tweet saying “I’m sorry I’m not sorry.” She tells him she hopes he finds something bigger than his Prada shoes and rented helicopter.

What did Kalon say to all this? “Uhhhh, I guess I’m flattered you follow me on Twitter?”