Courtney Stodden is Getting a Reality TV Show
We’d like to take a break from your regularly scheduled programming (a.k.a. stories about Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson) to bring you this very important message: say goodbye to your loved ones and make peace with your god, because the apocalypse is here. Courtney Stodden is getting a reality TV show.
Yes, we are going to continue to make this joke until the end of 2012. Deal with it.
If you don’t know who Courtney Stodden is, consider yourself lucky. If you’d like to remain among the blessed few who haven’t heard of this.. whatever she is.. look away now.
Courtney Stodden is allegedly a 17-year-old girl from Marina Del Ray, California. We say ‘allegedly’ because look at her. She looks like a 36-year-old that somebody found at a bus stop.
Courtney is famous (well, Internet famous at least) for marrying 52-year-old Doug Hutchison (who acted in The Green Mile and Lost) at the age of
thirty five sixteen. She has also released a few mind-rendingly awful songs, taken a lot of pictures of herself, and spent a lot of time denying that her breasts are surgically enhanced.
“Her plastic surgeon was God,” explained her husband.
So obviously the next step for Courtney is to make her entrance into the world of reality television.
“FYI Stoddenista’s:,” she announced on Twitter on Monday. “Will be m.i.a. for about 3 weeks – packing up & heading out to shoot a reality show! Love you all xxx God Bless, Courtney”
Yes, she calls her 93,340(!!) Twitter followers ‘Stoddenista’s’[sic].
There is no word yet on what the premise of the TV show is about, but Courtney’s mother, Krista Keller, has confirmed that it is indeed happening.
“People are going to be very excited,” says Keller.