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Amanda Pendolino
Amanda
Pendolino
August 03, 2012

Will Ferrell Calls Kristen Stewart a “Trampire,” Heartbroken over Pattinson Breakup on Conan (WATCH!)

If you’re upset about the cheating scandal that’s come between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison, you’re not the only one. Will Ferrell is heartbroken too! In his appearance on Conan O’Brien last night, the Campaign star morosely dished about his feelings and the future of the Twilight franchise. Take a look:

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Will explained his sadness: “There’s this actress, Kristen Stewart, okay? And she goes by ‘K-Stew,’ and she had a boyfriend, Robert Patterson, and he’s ‘R-Patz,’ and she cheated on him,” he said, breaking down into tears. “and they’re broken up, and they’re not going to get back together ever. And what they had was so special, Conan, you don’t even know what they had. They were in love, and she just threw it all away. I just, I don’t know if there was anything I could have done to prevent it.. and I don’t know what it means to the ‘Twilight franchise’ I just don’t know.”

When Conan tried to assure Will that it was going to be fine, he yelled back, “It’s not going to be fine! It’s never gonna be fine!” Will finally lashed out at K-Stew: “She is a trampire, that’s what she is!”

I’m not sure if The Campaign is any good, but I love seeing Will Ferrell out on the promotional trail. He also told Conan that he hates little Russian gymnast girls and loves to see them cry, and in another interview, read aloud from 50 Shades of Grey with Zach Galifinakis, calling the writing “exquisite.”