Farrah Abraham’s Awful Single Unleashed Unto the World (VIDEO)
Making money as a Teen Mom can be tough, and the stars of MTV’s hit show have got to supplement their boob job money $3000-$5000 per episode salaries somehow. For Maci Bookout, this meant becoming a motivational speaker. For Farrah Abraham, it meant releasing a memoir and a hymn for the dark lord (she’s calling it a dance song).
The song is called Finally Getting up from Rock Bottom, and apparently it’s the single for a whole album that Farrah’s planning on putting out. And if this is any indication, this album could go down as the worst of all time. Like, worse than Metal Machine Music. Yeah; it’s that serious.
Listen for yourself:
To put it delicately, this is a screamy, Autotuned mess that starts off bad and only gets worse. The ‘singing’ is garbled and overprocessed and it doesn’t match the ‘beat’ of the music. Who produced this? I will fight you.
It is impossible to tell whether this is a legitimate attempt to break into the music industry, or an elaborate joke that will end with Farrah revealing that she was never actually pregnant and her entire existence since she first appeared on Teen Mom has been a satirical piece of performance art intended to turn a mirror on our voyeuristic society.
It is probably the former. Someone should probably advise Farrah not to quit her day job before it’s too late. Or, get one, I guess. And then don’t quit it. Please.
And, since we are feeling kind and not at all sadistic at Twirlit today, here is another video which you can use to wash the sound of that awfulness out of your brain: