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Xayasane
August 16, 2012

Katy Perry and John Mayer Hit Up a Pool Party, Friends Are Worried About Katy

Katy Perry may have lost her bottoms at water park recently, but friends of the Wide Awake singer are worried that Katy will lose more than her shorts. Her heart, people. Gah! Get your mind out of the gutter.

Katy and John Mayer have been seen recently at a pool party, being all lovey-dovey. Friends of Katy are worried that she’s in over her head. Cue Mayer’s not-so-gentlemanly comment i.e. Sex with Jessica Simpson is like crack-cocaine. I’m paraphrasing, but you get the gist.

John Mayer has sex, people, and he wants you to know about it.

Is Katy taking on more than she can handle, or are the two just ‘casual’ and ‘having fun’? Her friends have reportedly said that although this seems like a rebound from Russell Brand (Katy’s ex), they’re afraid she’s going to get hurt.

In our little dream world, Katy Perry would have hooked up with Robert Pattinson; the two were seen partying together a few months ago, but alas… John Mayer: notorious lothario. I know, eww-worthy, for sure.

We hope Katy knows what’s she’s getting into.