Courtney Stodden is “18″, Porn Debut is Inevitable
Up to this point, Courtney Stodden has made a living being professional jailbait. The alleged teenager made headlines when she married some creepy old dude named Doug Hutchison at the (alleged) age of sixteen. Stodden has spent the time since maintaining her D-list celebrity status by posting scandalous snaps of her allegedly not-enhanced, allegedly underage assets.
What will Courtney do now that she is no longer allegedly underage? Oh yeah, that’s right. Today is Stodden’s 18th birthday! So she says, anyway.
And, of course, the title of this article is not even a joke – according to TMZ, Stodden has already received offers from four different porn companies. TMZ reports that Stodden has received offers from both Brazzers and Babes.com (not linking to that, sorry), the latter of which has already penned a script just for her. It’s called Happily Humping My Hubby. Mmhmm.
So, how is the teen bride celebrating her big day?
“I know everyone expected Courtney to rip her clothes off, but she’s not doing that. She’s just having dinner with her husband to celebrate,” explained her mother.
Her husband, by the way, got her an Italian greyhound, which the couple named Dourtney. DOURTNEY.
What I want to know is, now that she’s no longer allegedly underage, will Courtney finally cop to being a 36-year-old meth head that somebody found at a bus stop? Come on, Courtney. The truth will set you free.
I don’t even…
