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August 31, 2012

Prince Harry’s Alleged Cocaine Use

It seems like there are more allegations on the heels of Prince Harry’s wild night in Vegas. RadarOnline reports that an alleged hooker and alleged cocaine dealer were in the naughty royal’s room during the infamous ‘billiards’ game.

“A really good friend of mine is a cocaine dealer and texted me from the hotel room while the party was happening and said, ‘Guess where I am?!?’” says a source. “Turns out he was in the Wynn suite with Harry, his pals and all those girls.”

What’s naked billiards without hookers and blow, right? I kid, I kid.

One person that seems pretty level-headed about the whole thing is Prince Harry’s pops Prince Charles.

“Of all the royal family, Charles was the most accepting of Harry’s behavior,” adds the source. “In his younger years he was just as much a playboy as Harry is now, so he’s more understanding when it comes to this sort of thing.”

He advised Harry not to issue a public apology, but to go join his military unit in Afghanistan as soon as possible. Charles also recommended that Harry make an appearance at the Paralympics before shipping off.

Don’t worry, Harry. Naked today, Afghanistan tomorrow.