Morgan Freeman Reads ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ (VIDEO)
I recently read a list of the 100 most beautiful words in the English language, and thought, You know what would up the ante–just bring this list to its full and eloquent potential? Morgan Freeman reading this list in his baritone and hypnotic voice, that both soothes and excites.
Okay, ‘excites’ may be stretching it a bit. One thing that isn’t lacking in excitement is the page-turning pleasure of Fifty Shades of Grey. I kid. We all know it’s literary crap. But wait, if anyone can bring this piece of cow dung to its greatest heights, surely it would be Morgan Freeman.
I mean, Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis tried their darndest to bring E. L. James “novel” to life, but alas, no one can breathe life into the spoken word like our main man Morgan.
So, here it is. Note: It’s NOT actually Morgan Freeman, but Family Guy voice actor Josh Robert Thompson. But it’s close enough.
This may be NSFW. But just put your headphones on, fool.