50 Cent Teaches You How to Stop Masturbating
Let’s play a game. It’s called ‘Guess Which of These Things 50 Cent Said’. Ready?
Was it:
“B**ch choose with me, I’ll have you stripping in the street/
Put my other hoes down, you get your ass beat”
Or was it:
“Masturbation is a sin you stop right now fool!!! Lol God is watching you”
If you guessed ‘both of these things’, you’re right. And also probably pretty confused.
Last night, for reasons unbeknownst to anyone, Fiddy went off on his amazing Twitter account about the sinfulness of masturbation. Then, he treated his followers to an exclusive look at Fifty Cent’s Four Step Program for Masturbation Cessation. Behold:
And there you have it. If you follow Fifty Cent’s Four Step Program for Masturbation Cessation, you will avoid sin and stay on God’s good side, which is obviously something Fiddy is a pro at.
