Paul Ryan’s Beefcake Photoshoot: Definitely Something You Want to See (PHOTOS)
Let’s just say, they are hilariously awesome.
The photos feature Ryan in (what I assume to be) the following awkward situations:
1. Staring pensively into the middle distance as he listens to the Atlas Shrugged book on tape.
2. Dorkily inviting you to spot him.
3. Smelling his weights and having a moment when R. Kelly’s “I Believe I Can Fly” comes on on his iPod.
4. Telling you to, “shush, girl,” you when you try to insist that women are people too.
(All photos credited to Gregg Segal / TIME)