Nostradamus Predicted Gangnam Style’s Role in the Apocalypse
If you believe the world is going to end on December 21st, you’re probably too busy stocking up your underground bunker with canned goods to be reading this right now. But for those of you who aren’t yet convinced of Earth’s imminent demise, allow me to present you with some totally compelling evidence to support the theory that the end is nigh’:
That’s right, you guys. Nostradamus predicted Gangnam Style. Hey, so what if most of his predictions are either so nonsensical or vague that they can be applied to nearly anything (for proof, see basically every cover story of Weekly World News ever)?
Nostradamus foresaw Psy’s famous horse dance as a harbinger of the apocalypse – that’s the story and I’m sticking to it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go furnish my underground bunker.