Ryan Gosling Will Knit You a Gosh Darn Sweater
Just when you thought Ryan Gosling couldn’t get any more perfect, he had to go and prove himself to be even more perfect. Damn it, Ryan, don’t you understand that some of us have work that needs to get done? We can’t spend all day swooning over you!
In a recent interview with GQ Australia, the Gos casually (as if he didn’t know how this knowledge would affect us) revealed he has yet another crush-inducing quality:
Dude knits. He knits. Not only is he a dreamy-eyed ukelele-player who once saved a woman’s life and has never dated Taylor Swift, he can knit you a friggin’ sweater.
Did you hear that? That’s the sound of thousands of pairs of panties (including Anna Kendrick‘s, I’m sure) dropping simultaneously.
According to the Huffington Post, Ryan picked up the sexy skill on the set of Lars and the Real Girl, when he was taught by some “old ladies.” He’s been at it ever since.
“If I had to design my perfect day, that would be it,” he said. “And you get something out of it at the end. You get a nice present. For someone who wants an oddly shaped, off-putting scarf.”
And so modest, too! Don’t worry, Ryan, on behalf of all womankind, I’d like to tell you that we’re sure your scarves are lovely. And if you still have doubts, feel free to send one my way. I promise I’ll give you an honest critique.