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March 14, 2013

Scorned Wife Has ‘Lying Cheating Sale’ While Husband Is Away


Photo credit: Nick Procaylo/ PNG

What do you do when the man you love lies, cheats and blatantly goes off with his mistress for the weekend?

You probably spend weeks crying on your girlfriends’ shoulders. Or, you can do what this White Rock woman did: you sell all his godforsaken stuff in a “Lying Cheating” yard sale.

“Husband left us for a piece of trash, selling everything while he is gone this weekend with his floozie,” reads the scorned wife’s Craigslist ad.

Bargain hunters were in for a treat on Saturday morning when they rifled through some of the husband’s things. Goods included camping gear, his “favorite red leather reclining theater-seating sofas,” and “lots of tools which he didn’t have a clue how to use.”

But if shoppers were looking for some clothes to buy, they were out of luck. According to the ad, the wife would’ve “already burned those in the driveway.”

She warned shoppers not to come too early “like he did” (ouch!) because she and her girlfriends would be nursing some raging hangovers.

“So please speak softly to the ladies wearing the sunglasses,” she advised.

We’re not sure how successful the yard sale was, but the woman’s goal was to have all her husband’s things out of the house by Monday when he returned from his romp.

Hell hath no fury…