Digital Life
Charlotte Hannah
May 14, 2013

Crazy Tumblr Uncovers ‘Boy Meets World’ Illuminati Conspiracy


Are you ready for the most completely cracked out, nutso conspiracy site you’ve seen in a long time — or possibly ever? Hold onto your butts, because stuff’s about to get weird.

I humbly present to you a Tumblr called “Disney’s Boy Meets World illuminati exposed.”

It’s either the work of a crazed Boy Meets World-obsessed hermit, or the project of the most dedicated satirist ever to walk the earth. In one long, rambling post, made on March 28, 2013, the site’s author lays out every detail of what they believe confirms Boy Meets World, MTV and Nickolodeon’s involvement in a global Illuminati conspiracy.

How a kids’ show about a boy meeting a world would in any way aid the Illuminati in establishing a New World Order, I do not know. But what I do know is that Boy Meets World and its entire cast is definitely involved in some real spooky conspiracy junk. I mean, there’s so much proof! You just have to open your eyes, man!

This “proof” includes:

-An in-depth analysis of the imagery supposedly involved in Topanga’s “Donut in the Sky” dance that you really have to read to fully appreciate.
-The fact that actor Teo Halm is involved in the upcoming Girl Meets World spinoff. Halm has worked with James Franco in the past, and Franco is allegedly — dun dun DUN — an “illuminati puppet.”
-This picture, somehow:

Via: BoyMeetsWorldIlluminati.Tumblr.com

Via: BoyMeetsWorldIlluminati.Tumblr.com

-This picture, somehow:

Via: BoyMeetsWorldIlluminati.Tumblr.com

Via: BoyMeetsWorldIlluminati.Tumblr.com

-The fact that Danielle Fishel once went to a Slipknot show and – gasp! – threw the horns in a photo. Aside from being an appropriate hand gesture to make at a Slipknot show and, in some cultures, a way to ward off bad luck, the horns is also an evil Illuminati gang sign.
-This picture, somehow:

Via: BoyMeetsWorldIlluminati.Tumblr.com

Via: BoyMeetsWorldIlluminati.Tumblr.com

-The globe in the Boy Meets World logo:

Via: BoyMeetsWorldIlluminati.Tumblr.com

Via: BoyMeetsWorldIlluminati.Tumblr.com

-The not-fact that Danielle Fishel is Hispanic. Danielle Fishel is, by all accounts, not Hispanic.
-The fact that Ben Savage once hung out with the cast of Jersey Shore. OH MY GOD IT IS TRUE.

Via: BoyMeetsWorldIlluminati.Tumblr.com

Via: BoyMeetsWorldIlluminati.Tumblr.com

So there you have it, folks! Don’t trust the mainstream media! And watch out for reptoids.