Author Archives: Jessica Madison

The Helen Keller Dance is getting a lot of buzz after the pop group 3OH!3 references it in their song “Don’t Trust Me”. The dance, which comes off as pretty offensive, is performed to the following lyrics: “Shush girl, shut …

As thousands of nerd-loving girls cry quietly into their pillows. Okay, maybe just me. Anyway, as confirmed earlier today by People Magazine, the lovable actor and ladies man Jason Schwartzman married Brady Cunningham, a (admittedly) cute fashion designer. And from …

You know it’s a slow news day when reputed publications are critiquing First Lady Michelle Obama’s shorts. After being spotted at the Grand Canyon with her family for a hiking trip, paparazzi flashed pictures of Mrs. Obama stepping off the …

The 2009 lineup for ABC’s hit reality show Dancing with the Stars was announced earlier this morning on Good Morning America. The show, which pairs b-list celebrities with professional dancers to perform their own renditions of the jitterbug, foxtrot, rumba …

As Congress has left for their August recess, legislative pressure and speculation have been sprouting up and around the Health Care Bill, a key component of President Barack Obama’s campaign platform. However, as it is a large and expansive bill, …

Making my way through my daily morning routine – checking blogs, newspapers and Google trends – I kept coming across this Hillary Clinton got angry story. But, try as I may, I still have not been able to figure out …

Rumors are currently swirling throughout the Internet that newly crowned queen of the charts, Lady Gaga, isn’t much of a lady. Rather, these rumors state, she is a hermaphrodite. That is, she was born with both male parts and female …

The popular feature film director of cult classics like “Sixteen Candles” and “The Breakfast Club” died today at the age of 59. Hughes was in Manhattan visiting family when he suffered a heart attack during a morning jog. Hughes’ films …

Actor Tom Sizemore was arrested late last night in LA after a misdemeanor domestic violence charge. Local cops responded to a domestic violence call around 10:45pm last night and took Sizemore into custody after arriving on the scene.

The latest controversy to hit President Obama’s cabinet is the new health care logo they decided to go with. Republican radicals such as Rush Limbaugh say the logo “reminds him of Germany circa 1942″ and is “Damn close to a …

Susan Boyle may have surprised everyone initially with her amazing voice, but her makeover may be just as shocking. Boyle, the never-been-kissed 48-year-old looks marvelous and with this makeover even more joyful. The photo was taken at a recent photo …

Today, Chris Brown will find out his sentence for the infamous altercation that left former girlfriend and Pop superstar Rihanna bruised. It’s more than likely that the award winning singer will not be serving out a jail sentence.

Earlier today, statements announcing the release of Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme from prison were sent out to the press. Fromme, the once – and seemingly current – Charles Manson follower had been given a life sentence 34 years ago after she …

After being upgraded from a Tropical Storm to a Hurricane, Felicia looks like it might be our first big hurricane of the year. Experts say Felicia will gobble up TS Enrique and has the potential to be a Category 3. …

Diane Schuler, the woman that killed eight people including herself after crashing her car while going the wrong way on the Taconic highway in New York was both drunk and high. There was a broken Absolut Vodka bottle in the …