Sherrie Gulmahamad

Five feet tall, mad as hell, ready to fight.
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7 Movies to Mend a Broken Heart
Alright, alright, stop sobbing. Well, if you insist on continuing to weep over the man who got away, may I offer you this pint of Ben & Jerry’s excellent “Stephen Colbert’s Americone Dream”? It goes good with incessant crying, I find. But listen, you can find much inspiration to mend that broken heart of yours by way of movie therapy.
Breaking News: Crazy, Rich, Not-Very-Bright Girls Do Not Like Each Other
Oh Paris. Girl, you need to just shut it.
Would You Give This Man Your Baby?
Alright, let’s try our darndest and hardest to put politics aside. Let’s…*gulp* put ourselves in Bristol Palin’s shoes for a bit.
The 10 Best Examples of Aging Awesomely
I was at Trader Joe’s recently where I watched a cashier patiently dealing with an older woman, who was complaining about the small bruise on her avocado. She was tiny, ancient, and a little mean — and it just got me thinking about THE INEVITABLE: getting older, walking slower, squinting more, having a bony old flat behind, gray hair, menopausal maelstroms, and so on. Sure, I could have written that list to sound a little more respectful, but frankly, watching my body change is gonna freak me out big time.
Adorable and Groan-Worthy Celebrity Halloween Moments
To quote that venerable piece of celebrity journalism, Us Magazine, celebrities — they’re just like us! They breed, they put their children in costumes, they wear costumes themselves, and, in doing so, manage to look cute or ridiculously slutty. As such, Halloween is the great equalizer of holidays, because very few people look super suave dressed up as a kitty cat.
You Can Look, But You Can’t Touch: 7 Hot (Openly) Gay Actors
We owe it to our gay brothers to support them through political advocacy and protest…ALONG WITH admiring their various assets out loud, with accompanying sighs and hand gestures.
17 Chick Appropriate Horror Flicks
I have a few disclaimers. I haven’t made it through any of the Saw movies. I couldn’t make it through Audition. The whole concept of “perpetually relentless and angry Japanese ghosts” in my house freaks me out really bad (Ringu, The Grudge, etc.). So MAYBE, if you are a hardcore horror movie fan, you’re gonna find my list a little bit on the WUSSY side.
McQueen Vs. Madden: Who Will Win the Shoe Battle Royale?
Did Steve Madden blatantly steal Alexander McQueen’s popular Faithful shoe?
The Worst Letter a Woman Could Get: The Steve Phillips Missive
Seriously. This is the worst letter any woman can get.
Karl Lagerfeld Thinks You’re Fat (No, Wait, All of Us)
Chanel’s executive fashionista, Karl Lagerfeld, thinks you’re fat. Well, I’m not fat, sir!!! Read on for more…


























