3 recent examples of anti-classy-ness. Would Grace Kelly do any of this s&*t? And no, Jersey Shore will not be discussed. That’s too obviously, isn’t it!

Oh you ladies with your rom coms and your dram coms and your weeping and hugging. Am I the only chick on the planet excited for the Coen Brothers’ True Grit?

325,199 people on Facebook think Betty White should host an episode of SNL. Excellent.

I lost a job I I was dedicated to for 3 1/2 years – and all I got is this lousy sense of freedom? Oh, but it’s not lousy though.

I’m glad the fine people at Mattel have enough sense to keep her away from “exotic dancing” for at least a few more years.

“In 2010 my goal is to get more mentions in Us Weekly than ever.”

Roguey? Kinda. Sassy, definitely.

Lauren Conrad lends her name and her fame to a worthy cause – helping teenagers recognize when a relationship has turned abusive.

29 year-old Michelle Kwan has won 9 US figure skating championships, 5 world championships, and has two Olympic medals, one bronze, and one silver. She recently faced the possibility of going to her 5th Winter Olympics in Vancouver, but instead decided to pursue a master’s degree in law and diplomacy at Tuft’s Fletcher School.

Wine that maketh glad the heart of man. (The Book of Psalms, 104:15)

Eschew the bagged leafy greens, buy organic and local — and wash! Wash, wash, wash everything.

Jessica Alba reportedly “cried all night” when the press took her lack of Spanish fluency as a sign she had abandoned her Latina heritage. In order to spare her daughter a similar pain, she has hired a Hispanic studies teacher to help her and 19 month old Honor learn Español.

There is a nebulous amount of space between “this girl is unhealthy and fat” and “this girl is happy and beautiful.”

Nothing preaches in favor of a Twilight-esque complexion like this mystery lady who lives in St. Bart’s.

Who the EFF makes a sex tape knowing he is about to run for the most public office in our fair land?