Demi Moore seems to be perplexed as to why she’s currently one of the world’s most visible Cougars. She’s a gorgeous older woman who has an even hotter husband who is clearly smitten. What is her secret? I want to know.

Chimp attack victim reveals her injuries to Oprah and the world.

I’m aware that we may not all agree that these are the funniest or hottest guys in comedy. But they’re top on my list!

I was at Trader Joe’s recently where I watched a cashier patiently dealing with an older woman, who was complaining about the small bruise on her avocado. She was tiny, ancient, and a little mean — and it just got me thinking about THE INEVITABLE: getting older, walking slower, squinting more, having a bony old flat behind, gray hair, menopausal maelstroms, and so on. Sure, I could have written that list to sound a little more respectful, but frankly, watching my body change is gonna freak me out big time.

To quote that venerable piece of celebrity journalism, Us Magazine, celebrities — they’re just like us! They breed, they put their children in costumes, they wear costumes themselves, and, in doing so, manage to look cute or ridiculously slutty. As such, Halloween is the great equalizer of holidays, because very few people look super suave dressed up as a kitty cat.

We owe it to our gay brothers to support them through political advocacy and protest…ALONG WITH admiring their various assets out loud, with accompanying sighs and hand gestures.

Yes, this girl is only 9 years old.

Five fave celebs who we loved and who were taken too soon.

When shirts come off, things get controversial. At least if you’re Mormon. In that case, the 2010 installment of the Men on a Mission calendar is sure to get some magic underwear in a bunch.