John Kerry’s Daughter Alexandra Kerry Arrested for DUI
Alexandra Forbes Kerry, the daughter of Senator John Kerry, has been arrested in Hollywood for allegedly driving drunk.
Conan Hires New Moon-Type Assistants (VIDEO)
I’m obsessed with Conan O’Brien especially when he does skits about emo Vampire assistants, Werewolf boys and random mummies.
Lambert’s Label: Don’t Be Too Gay
That American Idol alum/sensation Adam Lambert is gay is hardly a surprise to anyone. And yet, this record label keeps trying to stuff this big gay cat back into his rainbow colored bag.
Caster Semenya Keeps Her Gold Medal; Gender Test Results Stay Secret
South African runner Caster Semenya will keep her 800-meter gold medal from the world championships, and the results of her gender tests will be kept confidential.
Scott Hamilton Skates Again In Thanksgiving Special (VIDEO)
Beloved figure skater Scott Hamilton will return to the ice for the first time in five years as part of an inspirational Thanksgiving special. Check out his interview!
Robert Pattinson on the TODAY Show: “I Was Going to Quit Acting”
The 23 year-old Brit with his irresistible grin and trademark scruff appeared on “The TODAY Show” this morning. What did he say when asked if he was dating Kristen Stewart? Check out the video:
7 Movies to Mend a Broken Heart
Alright, alright, stop sobbing. Well, if you insist on continuing to weep over the man who got away, may I offer you this pint of Ben & Jerry’s excellent “Stephen Colbert’s Americone Dream”? It goes good with incessant crying, I find. But listen, you can find much inspiration to mend that broken heart of yours by way of movie therapy.
Product Review: Cellex C Under-Eye Toning Gel
It’s inevitable! If I don’t get enough sleep, I always wake up with puffy eyes. If I cry at a movie the night before my eyes are so puffed up that I can barely apply mascara. Oh, and don’t forget the dark circles, I get those too. Check out my review of Cellex C Under Eye Toning Gel.
Palin? Prejean? Please.
What is it with the right glorifying these stupid and/or horrifyingly offensive women?
Celebrities Shell Out Millions to Feel Secure
Don’t even think about trying to burglarize 50 Cent. All of his money has already been spent on his security system.





















